June 2013
- dad: you're up early
- me:
- dad: you never went to sleep did you
what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
“i want to date you but you live in another country” an 800 page novel by me
“i want do date you but you are a country”, a sequel
I sometimes feel offended by American stereotypes, but then I remember that we had a nationwide panic when they stopped making Twinkies.
when u make a bad first impression on someone u wanted to become friends with
why is donkey kong not a donkey
